TIE a TIE
This may come in handy one day !! And when that day comes, you know where to go to find your step-by-step GUIDE!!
How to…
December 15th, 2010FINALLY.
December 15th, 2010
I have been waiting a LONG time to see a picture of Christina and actually enjoy it. One of my favourite childhood actresses (CASPER) always disappointed me when she’d accentuated that forehead of hers. But let’s not dwell on the past, because the present looks promising.. she looks GRRREATT! *tony the tiger
OXYMORON!?!?
December 14th, 2010
A visual example of an 'oxymoron'
Oxymoron-A rhetorical device in which two seemingly contradictory words are used together for effect: “She is just a poor little rich girl.” courtesy of www.dictionary.com, cultural dictionary.
Another visual example of a "oxymoron"
Just placed a phone call to a furniture company whom will remain nameless, to inquire about an item I saw in their mailer. Upon answering my question, the saleswoman pitched some info about the warranty, which she referred to as, “LIMITED-LIFETIME WARRANTY.” So I said, “Limited-lifetime? Isn’t that an oxymoron?” To which she replied, “WHO YOU CALLING A MORON?”
I tried to explain that she has it all wrong, and that I did not, in fact, call her a moron. But she wouldn’t stop yelling.. so I hung up..and she lost a sale, and now I’m too scared to call back. LOSE-LOSE
For all you GLEEKS..!!
December 14th, 2010Darren Criss, a guest star from Glee, who plays Kirk’s love interest, conducts a whole interview (with ROLLING STONE) in SONG.. how cuteeeeee
I’m coming OUT as a HETERO! Compilation of “The Office”
December 13th, 2010
Are you effing kidding me?
December 12th, 2010
How is this HUMAN so famous … He doesn’t even look like a BOY let alone a man. Hell, he doesn’t even look like a lesbian! I take it he has a nice voice and all, but it’s gotten so husky since he found out he has man parts. I saw his interview on Barbara Walter’s, “Most Fascinating People of 2010″ where he showcased his ”dance moves” and “rapping” and I couldn’t help but imagine every African American in the USA putting down their Big Macs and KoolAid and laughing at him. But the icing on the cake had to be when Barbera attempted the said dance moves, I think I heard her bones snap, crackle and POP… …
……………………… kellogg’s rice crispies
Natural Facial Rejuvenation
December 12th, 2010
The phrase ’anti-aging’ seems to me like an oxymoron. A comedic joke, if you will, because it’s a biologically inconceivable theory. I don’t believe in any remedies that will DECREASE or REVERSE the signs of aging. But I do believe that some of us mistake signs of aging with tiredness and poor skin. With that I mean, for some of us, an extra 3 hours of sleep at night for a week will aid in a visible difference in our trouble areas of skin, and the whole body. But some of us don’t have the leisure of picking and choosing our sleeping hours. i.e., babies, insomnia or stress. And so we need a boost of natural remedies and for the past 24 hours I’ve read and studied over 34 articles of the best supposed remedies.
But what I do different is that I read even more thoroughly the consumer comments regarding the products and/or remedy. Basically, in my brief, yet very informative research, I realized that product (over the counter) satisfaction wasn’t as credible and praised as much as NATURAL remedies that you can make at home. And for many of us, the ingredients are right in our pantry, even though many of the formulas were recommended by user’s all the way from India. So without further adieu I present to you the best possible remedies that were presented backed up by a plethora of satisfied customers.
Best 3 Facial Masks
1) Olive Oil + Coconut Oil + Mashed Avocado. Mix and apply on your face, keep on as long as possible. Your skin will smell great for days.
2) Fluffed Egg white. That’s it. Just Stir up that Egg White until it fluffs up like Cool Whip and that’s one the best possible masks you can have..I should know, I just washed it off, and my skin feels rejuvenated to say the least.
3) Steaming: Prepare an area where you can conduct this at-home remedy. In so, have some cocoa butter, a blanket and oven mitt ready. Boil a pot of water, it doesn’t matter the size. They say the bigger the pot the more skin you should be exposing so I guess they imply stripping your clothes off. Be cautious and careful when removing the pot off the stove top and go the area that you chose to conduct this remedy. Place the pot on a oven mitt on a flat surface on the floor, sit with your head directly atop the vapour of the boiling water and fully cover yourself along with the pot using the blanket. The key is to not allow any of the steam to escape trapping it within the covenant. Don’t stay under there too long! Come out for a break and apply a little TINY bit of Cocoa Butter, take a breather, and give it another go. When your done, simply apply some aloe on your face, as much as you want, because at this point your pores are open and aloe is best ingredient to use on open pores. It won’t be as “relaxing” as a steamed facial at the spa, but it would be CHEAPER and probably more effective.
Don’t be fooled! SCROLL DOWN, there’s another human in the picture!
December 12th, 2010
They should REALLY stop posing next to each other. As the great philosopher herself, Kim Kardashian always says, “That look is just not working!” Instead of focusing on their outfits and overall appearances, I was swaying my head back and forth to Khloe then Kourtney…Khloe then Kourtney. I think I hurt my neck. I’m suing.
Has this genie been rubbed the right way..too many times.
December 12th, 2010
Remember when she was so tiny it hurt to just look at her? I’m a genie in a bottle, baby? Personally I think she looks great and very curvatious, but in HOLLYWOOD criteria, I’m pretty sure she’s considered OBESE. Rumours are she’s pregnant, allegedly, but who the hell gives a flying puck..hockey puck.
Never have to button-up the top two buttons of your blouse AGAIN!
December 12th, 2010
Thanks to our culture and lifestyle here in North America, we have body image issues that we find way more important than things like, let’s say, the depleting of the ozone.
Looking and feeling sexy is conceivable only when satisfying what a man thinks of as SEXY, right? WRONG. There are many different things we can do and maintain in ourselves to look sexy. And luckily for men one of them just coincidentally has to do with what many men find FASCINATING. BOOBIES..
Having large muchacha’s isn’t just only a blessing but its a necessity. I can’t begin to tell you why and how. But let’s begin with…fulfilling your blouse, outfit or dress. The thing about having bazooka’s the size of a baby’s head is that it conceals your depleting waistline, and gets unnoticed. THATS A GOOD THING if your having a chubby day and you don’t think that your skinny jeans and form-fitting top are going to cut-it. Flaunt those suckers! NO PUN INTENDED. Okay, maybe a little.
In light of the holiday season, a lot of plastic surgery clinics are having discounts on breast implants and breast augmentations. I’m NOT saying that you should frantically run out and get breast implants if you have two cupcakes instead of two melons, I’m simply stating that your life would be easier if you just walked steadily and drove carefully to your nearest clinic. 
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I am a believer of self-loving and that sexuality comes from accepting that you look like a hot piece of ASS.